That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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