Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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