roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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