How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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