Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
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I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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