please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
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