You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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