I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize
