Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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