Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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