Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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