She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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