We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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