When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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