I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
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you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
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Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
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