Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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