just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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