i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
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Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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