you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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