were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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