David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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