I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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