Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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