do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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