I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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