in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
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Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
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Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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