marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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