is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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