I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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