did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I need to sanitize my soul.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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