i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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