He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
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i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
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You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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