its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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