honey bunches of taint.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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