Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
high people should be assigned attendants
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
