How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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