If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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