ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you win again, gameday.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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