once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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