Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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