He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
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Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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