i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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