Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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