making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
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That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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