So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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