For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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