that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
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All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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