Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
