I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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