is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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