So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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