Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
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you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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