what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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