No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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