Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You're a waste of cheezeits
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
