you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
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red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
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