Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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