Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
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That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
They took my balls.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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