Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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