my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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