atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
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I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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