The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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